#incorrect daredevil quotes
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matt-murdock-fan-girl · 3 months ago
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Matt: You shouldn’t kill people, Frank. You should give them a chance to redeem themselves.
Frank: ...
Matt: Redemption is important.
Frank: ...
Matt: Frank?
Frank: *Takes out earplugs* Sorry, what?
Matt: *absolutely done with Frank's shit* FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
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lithiumseven · 1 month ago
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karmaspidr · 5 days ago
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Post DD:BA Episode 2
Judge: Mr Murdock, you claim you were assaulted and almost executed by Mr Powell and his associate.
Matt: That is correct, your honour.
Judge: Both men were found in critical condition with only yourself present. Can you explain how that happened?
Matt: It's very simple, your honour. The vigilante Spider-Man saved my life.
Peter, watching this from his TV with a bowl of cereal: Fuck you too, man.
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headcanonthings · 7 months ago
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Wade: Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn't have anything nice to say then he shouldn't say anything at all. Foggy, pulling on his arm: Sit down!
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youcantcallmethat · 11 months ago
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Foggy: So you make most of Matt's Daredevil suits?
Peter: Yep
Foggy: ... are you DELIBERATELY making him look more and more like Batman?
Peter: Oh yeah. Next time I'm taking inspiration from Batman Forever, I want to see how far I get before he realises it has nipples
Foggy: Why?
Peter: Because he won't agree to a cape :(
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the-poor-miranha-quotes · 1 year ago
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“okay listen up here i don’t wanna hear your idiots voice unless the fuckin’ world is on fire!”
_ Daredevil after the first time with the red team.
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onlykastle · 5 months ago
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Foggy: Get rid of it, Karen. Pine has no place in this office. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.
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stuckysknife · 2 years ago
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Matt: Alright, Spider-Man, be safe out there. I'll see you around.
Peter [joking]: Unless you go blind!
Matt:
Peter:
Matt:
Peter: wait-
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honeybea-yaps · 3 months ago
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Frank: I had to study for nine months. It was like giving birth-
Solya: no it wasn’t 🙄
Frank: or not.
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the-suicidal-lizard · 2 years ago
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Laundry
Karen: Why does Foggy do the laundry so loud? Matt: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Foggy, in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*
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matt-murdock-fan-girl · 2 months ago
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Matt: *leaning in, smirking* You know, Frank, if you keep staring at me like that, people might think you want to take me out.
Frank: Take you out? I'm not gonna kill you, Red.
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karmaspidr · 8 months ago
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Peter: So you're a priest now.
Matt: Yes.
Peter: And you were technically never a lawyer.
Matt: Yes.
Peter: You're a priest who runs around New York, hospitalising criminals left and right while dressed as the devil.
Matt: Yes.
Peter: So, do you confess in front of a mirror or do you have one of your buddies do it?
Matt: I actually go upstate. None of the priests there know that I'm one of them.
Peter: Nice.
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youcantcallmethat · 11 months ago
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Foggy: Elektra is an ASSASSIN?
Matt: What can I say? Love is blind.
Foggy: No. YOU'RE blind.
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aroqueerfandoms · 1 year ago
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Matt WOULD
Foggy, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Matt I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him.
Josie: *ignoring him and collecting the glasses*
Matt, listening from the roof across the street: ...... When did he meet someone else named Matt?
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the-poor-miranha-quotes · 1 year ago
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Daredevil: shit will come
Spiderman: it won’t give shit
Daredevil: it’s going to shit
Deadpool: if not?
Daredevil: and if so?
Deadpool: if it doesn’t shit?
Daredevil: and if it happens
Deadpool: But if shit goes down, we’re in shit together!!
Spiderman: Ready!
Spiderman: Guys, this won’t give shit
Daredevil: yes it will
Deadpool: BUT IF SHIT WE ARE SHIT TOGETHER!!!
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gay-dorito-dust · 9 days ago
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Matt: *listening to your heart* somethings wrong.
You: what is?
Matt: your heart, it’s odd. Inconsistent.
You: oh. my hearts just beatboxing.
Matt: *concerned for your health* that’s not normal-
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